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September 3rd: The September Issue

Running N E W S will not take you far, so Gaardian brings you the news from all over.

June 24th Birthday Alert! Happy Birthday to Cidari (43), Cirion (42) and Hawkings (39)!

Entertainment
Pushing it to the Redline
Written by Danj  (1422 views)

Macross meets Wacky Races in this brilliant new feature-length anime.

 
Daily Blessing or Daily Curse
Written by Malak  (1892 views)

There was recently a new addition called Daily Blessing.  While the masses love it, in reality it is going to be our end of days. 

 
Death's House In The Middle Of His Street
Written by Demaciado  (1311 views)

Questors keep up your guard, there are ghoulies about.

 
Lifestyle
Food Fads 2011
Written by VelvetLies  (1501 views)

If 3000 Quest Points seems like too high of a price for complete appetite control, you may want to try one of these contemporary diets.

 
 
Edutainment
Why I Lasertag
Written by Nibbly  (1782 views)

Thinking of developing Carpal Tunnel?? Try Lasertag!

 
Tasteless Humor
Top 10 Porn Parody Areas
Written by Morrolan  (1568 views)

Does this really need an intro? Just click it. Click it hard! Yes, Faster, faster, harder, harder!

 
News
Local authorities to shutdown lottery
Written by Mandorallen  (1578 views)

After a year of running on the loose, the Gaardian Lottery finally met its demise when local authorities assembled to permanently shutdown the shady and unsanctioned gambling operation.

 
Evil Imms Getting Abused
Written by Wrilley  (1354 views)

Identity theft, defamation of character, laundering money for the drug cartels operating out of Florida, the Evil Imms are responsible for two of these things.

 
Your Mom
Now with 300% more of your Blessing RDA!!!
Written by Fiendish  (1535 views)

Random, my ass. Life is just so unfair sometimes.

 

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