A paper issued by the Aylorian Research Site of Entertainment this week suggests that the time from a player creating, acting like an annoying asshole, and then sinking into complete obscurity is slowly closing.

Listen, you think this business is easy. Writing is hard work...

Following a comprehensive review of the online gaming world, including various MMORPGs, the Imms have announced that effective from 1st January 2009, Aardwolf will become pay-to-play only.

(Breaking news: No, not really. Though we're flattered someone might actually believe us based on a single headline ;)

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10 things you may not have known you were anticipating, in no particular order.