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December 7th: Anniversary Issue!

Celebrating Gaardian's 5 years of the same three jokes, over and over.

February 21st Birthday Alert: There are no Aardwolf birthdays happening today.

Sports
NASCAARD!! News
Written by Rezit  (882 views)

The 2008 NASCAARD season has come to a close, and it came down to the wire for Rau to be named the 2008 NASCAARD Champion!

 
Your Mom
The Trynamic Trio
Written by Fiendish  (968 views)

Yeah, -----es, I'm back up in this one horse coffee shack with a penchant for prose, and this espresso bar is compatible with my orbiting brain lasers...

 
Your Mom (con't)
You're boring and I hate you.
Written by Fiendish  (1103 views)

Look, here's the deal, the god's honest truth, the peppercorn in your Sunday bologna. And there's no point in sugarcoating this, because you'd just eat that too...

 
Festive Cheer
The Dirty Dozen
Written by VelvetLies  (934 views)

 On the first day of the 12th year, Aardwolf gave to me...

 
 

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