Never at the right time! Just like a case of VD. I mean, here's our Valentine's Day edition for your enjoyment! Hope you find the kind of VD you wanted - er, the cure for it, I mean - in this issue!
With Valentine’s Day or the big VD around the corner, excitement is present all around the mud. This reporter decided to visit the wonderful Cloud City of Gnomalin to see what its citizens were doing to prepare for this.
Trapped in a jelly-like prison, and by now accustomed to the smell, I began to notice a buzzing in the background. They began to resolve themselves into murmurs, words I could understand.
You look at others who seem wildly successful and accomplished,
feeling dismayed at their happiness. Who has time to work hard
like that? Who has the inner drive to accomplish anything? We have
found the answer...