..If you've been feeling listless..
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..trapped..
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.....weighed down...
.......
.......(music swells).......
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You could be missing out on everything Aardwolf has to offer.

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.......imagine.......
........
....letting go......
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..being free..
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As light as air...
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...(birds chirp and fade out)...

*this moment brought to you by the Aylorian Forge in conjunction with Aylorian Elemental Designs. Your most precious items are safe thanks to our Wolf X-treme Whole HOWL! Insurance policy, which guarantees not even HDGATE can get through the best item protection around. You know you're covered, so stop by and make the smartest TP investment in town. 0 weight and kflag your valuables and stop worrying about having too much stuff - you deserve it. *

...(begin jingle)..

You can have it all!
Just give Bernard a call!
He can fix it in a minute
When you're at your item limit.

When he's done, don't hesitate,
Run next door and lose some weight!
It's a blast, there's no delay,
Who needs those TP anyway?!

Have it ALL!

+co-sponsored by Ravi Enterprises and the Aylorian Freedom Clinic, friendly faces for when the weight of having it all becomes too much to bear, we offer support to lift the burden one day at a time.

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