(9th January, 2003 - Wolfe)

Leading religious figures around the world were rocked today, following a 14-hour discussion on gossip channel proving the non-existence of God.

Although many were not present or turned the channel off after barely an hour, it appears that the proof was delivered by FallenAngel, a well-known debatist and monologue writer.

Historians and theologians everywhere were highly impressed with the novel approach taken to disprove any form of supreme being. "It seems kind of obvious to me," Fallenangel said during the debate. "The Bible is meant to be written by God, but anyone can tell it was just written by a bunch of guys." He went on to repeat this argument approximately 12,157 times, using slightly different words.

The Pope was unavailable for comment, but a spokesman for the Vatican, Msgr. Hernandez, was quoted as saying "I'm impressed by this young man's intelligence and perception."

"I can't believe no-one has ever thought of that before," he added, before throwing his robes to the floor and wandering off to find a nightclub.

FallenAngel's plans for the future include a lecture about how to create lasting peace in the Middle East. Watch for a long series of notes on the Miscellaneous board shortly.

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