(22nd January, 2002) - Wolfe

The case of Wolfe vs. the Order of the Bard continued into it's fourth day today, following accusations of mismanaged trials during the former Immortal's application to the clan.

"It was ridiculous," claimed Wolfe. "They obviously picked areas and mobs which would, inevitably, lead to my untimely death in a pit full of spiders. Obviously, the mental torment this has caused both myself and my spouse is untold, and my attorney has instructed me that we should settle for no less than 50 million in gold."

"What?" said Kittenbane, Wolfe's spouse. "I've been asleep all day. Did I miss something?"

"We try to run our trials in a fair and unbiased way," said Bard Quails, who also met his demise in the spider pit. "My poetic quest certainly did not involve the words "Jump ye into the chasm of horrible bitey venomous death."

"The whole business is very unfortunate," he added. "I can only hope it doesn't make it into that rag of a newspaper he publishes."

Wolfe's competence was called into question by other Bard leaders. "I'm not saying he's bad at finding his way around, or anything," said Tremayne this morning, "But look at it this way. Anyone who can set off from Midgaard towards Winterfell, and end up going via the edge of the Milky Way and accidentally falling into a supernova not once, but twice, is probably really in need of an atlas."

The Immortals have refused to intervene in the case, though Lasher was seen earlier today with a smirk on his face.