Several people have proposed causes for Aardwolf's recent ruination. Here are this month's culprits:
- Chuft is ruining the MUD.
- Bremen is ruining the MUD.
- Ardens is planning to ruin the MUD shortly.
- Imms (especially Xantcha) are ruining the MUD.
- Builders are ruining the MUD.
- Ivar is ruining the MUD.
- Ivar's daughter is ruining the MUD.
- Clan eq is ruining the MUD.
- Gameload eq is ruining the MUD.
- Imm eq is ruining the MUD.
- TP buyers are ruining the MUD.
- TP sellers are ruining the MUD.
- Inactive players are ruining the MUD.
- Active players are ruining the MUD.
- Ill lit turat ppl r ruinin teh MUD.
- Aztec names are ruining the MUD.
- Cute names are ruining the MUD.
- Happy people are ruining the MUD.
- Reboots are ruining the MUD.
- Changes are ruining the MUD.
- Lack of changes are ruining the MUD.
- 300-moves speedwalks are ruining the MUD.
- V3 is ruining the MUD.
- V2 is ruining the MUD.
- V4 is ruining the MUD.
- Midgaard is still ruining the MUD.
- In particular, the non-existent north gate of Aylor (formerly the east gate of Midgaard) is ruining the MUD.
- Snakes on a plane are ruining the MUD.
- World of Warcraft is ruining the MUD.
- Open source is ruining the MUD.
- Illegal gambling is ruining the MUD.
- Defective wine is ruining the MUD.
- Beef (but not pork) is ruining the MUD.
- Large fish bones are ruining many MUDs.
- Your breath is ruining the MUD.
- Your mom is ruining the MUD.
- Your grandma is ruining the MUD.
- Pubic hair outgrowth is ruining the MUD.
- Cockfags are ruining the MUD.
This just in:
Ruining-the-MUD statements are ruining the MUD.