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Who went for a beer after work ? who met an Imm ? Who asked questions ? Who had to pay ?

Come with me on a trip to the land of high seas, devilry and the Devil himself.

Snooky's recent purchasing activity seems to point to a revival of the pub, but precious little information has been uncovered thus far. A telling silence could be a vital clue...

Some super secret ideas that will be added to everyone's favourite MUD in the near future.

Protests meet anti-protests as The West Aylorian Church of Starlight preaches on the streets, and there is only one winner: paranoid lunacy.

It takes a speshul person to argue with a lunatic, but it could be the other way around too. Especially when one of them has seen a few movies.

 T0 R2 Warrior torches orphanage with uncontrolable fireball.

Don't you hate it when you can only come up with 8 items for your Top Ten list?

Some people will believe anything, but Gaardian readers only seem to fall for the age old falsity that Aardwolf may some day become pay-to-play. Here's our response.

 Barkin's attempt at poetry fails miserably.  Seeks help from web.

The recent trend of lubbydubby romantics has come to an end as the starstudded glamour-couple Henry and Gale have broken it off and sued each other.

Preliminary reports are in for a new product aimed at shopping addiction.

Does musical taste impact the way you play the game?