The Gaardian - November '05 edition

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

As the temperature is dropping, so does your internal emotional world. Your exploration in this area will be exciting and full of action. As you grapple with your sentimental feelings, you'll learn about your emotions. Around the middle of the month you'll accomplish a feat or two, and you'll be a pioneer in a host of arenas. (The PK arena, the challenge arena, and even the duel arena) You'll move from a lot of communication to a BIG problem listening, which will happen quite fast. So pull out your bullhorn and put it in their ear. They'll here ya then! At the end of the month, you'll do some more internal searching, and realize it's easier to be selfless than you thought. (Which means free SH spellups and enchants!)

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

It's a good month to be grateful for all you have. This is especially important at the start of the month when you may experience feelings of jealousy, longing and lust. (Find a hobby to occupy yourself - maybe poker?) A person you're very close to may need help with something you aren't sure you can do, but try your best anyway. Even when the going gets tough, the tough get drunk! (Go find your friends from the end of last month and hit the Grunting Boar Inn again!) Take it easy in the middle of the month and have some rest (and maybe some romance!). Talk about things and your romance could turn serious by the end of the month! If they do, be sure to stop by the flower shop 2sene from recall and buy them some flowers.

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

This month, appreciate everything you have. At the start of the month you should take that spirit and go out to help people! Whether you give a newbie a spellup or lending a hand with a CR, it's all wonderful! Keep it up when a partner wants to connect with you on a deeper level. (Get out of the shallow end!) Mid-month, take a break from all this 'heart' work and use your intellect to solve a problem. You might want to take vacation, so sit back and relax. Check your in-box - there may be a romantic invitation waiting for you. If it looks like it, take a chance and go for it! (Don't go for it all the way, silly! *slap* Pervert!)

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

At the start of this month, you just can't make up your mind. Not sure what you're more grateful for: your friends or family? For your beauty or your brains? Heck don't choose. Go ahead and be grateful for all of your many gifts. Around the middle of the month, force yourself to relax and take the day off. You'll need your strength! Then take your lovely self out to socialize! You might show off a little bit; that's okay, as long as you keep it limited. (Which means don't flaunt your shinny new Aardsword to the opposite sex.) At the end of the month enjoy a slow-burning, warmth-providing hearth fire. Then cuddle up with a blanket, hot chocolate and watch a movie.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You usually spend a lot of time in the limelight, and that's fine -- it's where you (usually) belong. But at the start of the month, switch off the old spotlight and spend serious time with the people around you. (Friends, fellow clan members - they need wuvvin too!) They need some TLC, and you're just the fuzzywuzzy to give it to them. Then switch your attention from friends to a romance. Yeah, don't forget your mudspouse! These days could be white hot for you in that department! Afterwards, get down to business -- creative business, that is. After all the white hot wuvvin from your spouse, you're creativity will be top notch. Whatever you create will be great (and lucrative, too). By mid-month, you could lock horns with a clan member about a project, so prepare your horn sharpeners! (If it's a member of the opposite sex, your horny sharpeners *wink*) When that's over you'll feel proud of yourself for accomplishing something impressive. Wrap up a great 'you' day with a treat for 'you.' Then get back in the spotlight again! It's on you, and it's shining brightly.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

This month, you could feel a little restless. So get out there and find out what you're missing in life. Is it love? Satisfaction with your work? A creative outlook? Or just more intimacy? This is how you'll start off the month. Listen to the pitter-patter of your pulse and begin your journey. You start to see changes quickly if you start looking soon enough. There will be a spark and flare in every single thing you dare to do if you are successful. Brace yourself for confusion in mid-month - then give in to it. Everything will become clear in time. You will be in charge when it comes to how the day goes. Decide which you want - good or bad - and you'll get it. Come the end of the month, you'll be feeling restless again, but don't lose your ambition to help out some newbies or friends with an AQ.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

You know what the squirrels are up to this month, right? They're storing up the nuts for winter. To start the month, that's what you'll want to do, too. Take a look at what you've saved up this year and make sure it's enough to get you through winter. If it isn't, make some alternate plans for earning extra money. Stay focused on whatever tasks are at hand and you'll be shocked by the bounty coming your way; through affection, recognition and maybe even a material reward or two. By mid-month, a malfunction could clog up the works. Call for help, ASAP. At the end of the month, you'll hardly believe how everything is working out.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

At the beginning of November it appears that it's going to be your month. Actually -- it looks that way all month long! You and your energetic self will team up to accomplish just about everything you could hope to do. It's pretty fantastic that you can make so much good stuff happen so quickly, and feel so great doing it. (You'll be helping friends on ft or just newbies who are lost or need help with equipment.) Do watch for some conflict and avoid fights - if at all possible. Mid-month is particularly the choice time to get what you want, but tread carefully around the higher-ups. (Keep your eyes out for the Imms.) Toward the end of the month tell all those you love that you care. You can hardly believe your eyes and ears, there's so many promising things happening to you!

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

As the first intimations of winter show themselves, you're likely to withdraw a bit from the hustle and bustle of the outside world and do some very important self-reflection. (That doesn't mean to stare at yourself in the mirror, you vain person!) Try to get a sense of your whole internal picture. You'll discover some interesting new things about yourself. By mid-month you may be a bit exhausted. That's not surprising - looking inside yourself is tiring! (Hey, I haven't even developed my x-rays yet!) Take a nap and you'll be full of energy again. Time to put on your thinking cap and prepare yourself for a stroke of good fortune. By the end of the month, your friends will surprise you by doing something to show how much they love you. (Bring on the free TPs!)

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

This month gets off to a sparkling start! Many things make sense that didn't before. Why is this all making sense now? Maybe it's the de-cluttering of your mind that you've been working on. Some things are just sorting themselves out, and you've recognized it. This should set the tone for the rest of the month. Life seems so clear-cut right now that you may feel like you've wandered into a glass shop. (Please, no touching. I just cleaned them.) Through the middle of the month, keep on polishing and things will only get shinier. If life gets a little cloudy, so be it. Get out your umbrella and make the best of it. By the end of the month, get out your window spray and your squeegee, because the world is coming through bright and clear. (NO STREAKING!)

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

This month, your tasks are to be grateful for everything you have and to go after everything you still want. This month, you start identifying what goes into those two columns. Stay focused, and don't forget your list. Take a look at your two columns and suddenly see how to transfer a bunch of items from 'still want' to 'happy you have.' You'll figure out how to get those formerly elusive things by robbing a bank and buying them! (Don't forget the ski masks and the water guns) At the end of the month, remember to check your lists for any differences. If there are none, you did not take my advice to rob that bank!

Pieces (February 19 - March 20)

As this last month before winter begins, you'll spend the start of it taking a long look at all those internal goings-on. (Let's see the intestines and the gall bladd.. OOPS.) Somebody's got to do it. Focus on work; luck is on your side. Go out and gather the last of those multicolored leaves so you can extend the beauty of the season. At mid-minth, you're in for a romantic burst of reds, yellows and oranges - is that an autumn campfire or you and your partner's passion? As the month progresses, it looks like there's even more romance afoot. Towards the end of the month, you and a partner could squabble, but that will clear up and you'll be back on track after a makeup/makeout session. *wink*