The Gaardian - The Fashionably Late 2017 Edition

Current Events

Pokémon Go invades Aardwolf
Written by Mandorallen (3002 views)

The Pokémon Go craze is taking over Aardwolf, and it's not PIKA PIKA pretty.

The Batcatcher*
Written by VelvetLies (4127 views)

Is one little typo enough to slow down the smartest of hunting machines?

Talk of the Town

The secret to Snooky's newfound wealth
Written by Mandorallen (6135 views)

How does a player with fewer than 100 quests have hundreds of millions of gold in the bank? Find out inside!

Talk of the Town (con't)

Mark Zuckerberg Finally Admits to Having Played Aardwolf
Written by Zoot (3529 views)

The story of how Facebook really started.

Helper Interviews

WELP Better Know a Helper: Metria
Written by Snooky (2680 views)

WELP Better Know a Helper is a contribution from Aardwolf's very own Snooky. We at the Gaardian believe that WELP might stand for "Who Else Likes Potatoes?" Which makes perfect sense if you think about it!

Helper Interviews (con't)

WELP Better Know a Helper: Chich
Written by Snooky (3579 views)

WELP Better Know a Helper is a contribution from Aardwolf's very own Snooky. We at the Gaardian believe that WELP might stand for "Was Elvis Living Proof?" Which makes perfect sense if you think about it!

News

Geeky T9 Discovered Wife is an Ugly Male Catfishing Him for EQ
Written by Xiweida (3871 views)

As the old adage goes, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

Self-Help

Superhero Stats Saving
Written by Liber (3230 views)

Starting September 25, 2016, Aardwolf saw a major change in how stats are saved across remorts/retiers. This generated a lot of confusion, bots stopped working and had to be rewritten, a lot of blood was spilled on the altar of PKstats and countless arguments were kindled on the Imm (profane language approved) channel.

What's Cooking

Snooky's German Spaghetti Recipe
Written by Snooky (2822 views)

Goddamnit, we're hungry now.