The Gaardian - The Fashionably Late 2017 Edition

Talk of the Town

Mark Zuckerberg Finally Admits to Having Played Aardwolf
Written by Zoot (3465 views)

The story of how Facebook really started.

The secret to Snooky's newfound wealth
Written by Mandorallen (6064 views)

How does a player with fewer than 100 quests have hundreds of millions of gold in the bank? Find out inside!

Current Events

Pokémon Go invades Aardwolf
Written by Mandorallen (2928 views)

The Pokémon Go craze is taking over Aardwolf, and it's not PIKA PIKA pretty.

The Batcatcher*
Written by VelvetLies (4058 views)

Is one little typo enough to slow down the smartest of hunting machines?

News

Geeky T9 Discovered Wife is an Ugly Male Catfishing Him for EQ
Written by Xiweida (3788 views)

As the old adage goes, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

Self-Help

Superhero Stats Saving
Written by Liber (3156 views)

Starting September 25, 2016, Aardwolf saw a major change in how stats are saved across remorts/retiers. This generated a lot of confusion, bots stopped working and had to be rewritten, a lot of blood was spilled on the altar of PKstats and countless arguments were kindled on the Imm (profane language approved) channel.

Helper Interviews

WELP Better Know a Helper: Chich
Written by Snooky (3502 views)

WELP Better Know a Helper is a contribution from Aardwolf's very own Snooky. We at the Gaardian believe that WELP might stand for "Was Elvis Living Proof?" Which makes perfect sense if you think about it!

WELP Better Know a Helper: Metria
Written by Snooky (2608 views)

WELP Better Know a Helper is a contribution from Aardwolf's very own Snooky. We at the Gaardian believe that WELP might stand for "Who Else Likes Potatoes?" Which makes perfect sense if you think about it!

What's Cooking

Snooky's German Spaghetti Recipe
Written by Snooky (2739 views)

Goddamnit, we're hungry now.