The Gaardian - October '05 edition

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

At the beginning of the month, you're feeling a little bit like Ivar getting attacked by those annoying superheros. Although the seasons are changing, don't worry over your low leveling drive. Do start thinking, however about how to keep your sanity while getting those quest points. Start thinking about your emotions and confront any blah feelings. Rejuvenated at the end of the first week, think about where you're heading in your clan or MUD life. Around the middle of the month, you may have a few moving inspirations that could shift your vision. Towards the end of the month, meet up with an old friend. Wrap up the month by starting a few new projects in your clan hall or manor.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

The month starts out with a little romance! Who are you romancing and who is romancing you right back? Check your channels: someone might be doing it and you don't realize it. Whoever it is, give it a chance. Towards the middle of the month, ask your friends about what they think you should do about those pesky people in your MUD life. If you don't agree with their advice, you can always ignore it (politely, of course). Take what you've saved and splurge on something for yourself. New equipment for any of the open clan shops will do! Towards the end of the month, have some people over and get drunk at the Grunting Boar Inn (from recall s2e) all together. It's a party! Celebration times, Come on!

Gemini (May 21 - June 21)

This month is all about taking your ideas and putting them into action. At the beginning of the month, take your ideas and make them reality through your hard work. This process will start to be really, really tedious. By the end of the week, you could find some friends/clannies who can see your vision as well. There's nothing like a group of suckers to take over your ideas so you can sit in the sun and sip some drinks. Towards the end of the month, you'll need to take on any obstacles, head on. By this time, your sucke.. I mean friends/clannies will realize you used them and stop working. At the month's close, keep your mind open to new ideas because they'll want some credit in what you made them do.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

You have been itching to get outrageous and this month it's time to get started. So watch "who imm" for a bit, then do what you feel like (to an extent), then spend the rest of the month spreading your wings. As the month goes on, you experience a little bit of unsureness on what you've done so far. (hey, you didn't think breaking your chains and learning how to express yourself was going to be easy?) On a side note: I'm sure that Gaardian (from recall 4swn) didn't enjoy the cherry-bomb-in-the-toilet joke either. Get ready for some absolutely terrific times at the end of the month. You'll feel better knowing that being yourself is the way to go.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

*ROAR* The month starts with you feeling a little reserved. You kind of want to run away from the attention you are used to getting. What's wrong with you? Are you sick? Get back into the limelight! Towards the middle of the month, you've really started to use some creative energy that you've been hiding. (Just don't help Cancer with these ideas, you both could get into trouble.) You learn something amazing, at least it is to you. At the end of the month, you can actually put that to use and surprise everyone.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

The month starts off great! But as the week goes on, you feel a little bit unsure about something you've already made up your mind about. Don't worry, you'll figure it out. Look for romance coming your way in the middle of the month. Take a long hard look yourself (not too hard) and figure out what you'd like to do better. Ask fellow players for advice, you'll find it! Loosen up. If you do, terrific things will happen at the end of the month.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

You might wake up feeling like there's something you were supposed to do and you can't remember what it was. Well, that feeling could be telling you something. For example, telling the helpers thanks for all their help. Or letting Lasher know how much you appreciate all his work on Aardwolf! By the end of the week, you'll be feeling on track again. Take a trip to the meeting area (from recall e) and select a few songs from the jukebox. A new romance could be playing. (Please don't do Karaoke on music channel like Darktears did) *spammy* By the end of the month, that little romance could be jazzed up to something special. You'll be sharing your thoughts with them and it feels good. Your month will end with a bang.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

In the beginning of October you could be the very secret recipient of a pretty darn secret secret. Should you pass on the information? If it looks like they're in big trouble, maybe you should. If it's a harmless little piece of news, don't turn it into gossip. (Which means don't plaster it all over the boards!) This will the theme this month: managing these issues and everything else. Come up with a few plans for the future and then implement them. In the middle of the month, you might want to curb that old temper of yours! You'll have a judgment call to make. At the end of the month you have another itty-bitty (or great big) secret or two on your hands. (If you didn't blabber the first one!)

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

This month you will be dealing with things you've been trying to avoid. It's big stuff, sure, so just start with some baby steps. If you ask some hard questions the first week of the month, by the second week, you'll be feeling free of some restrictions you didn't realize you had. By the middle of the month, you'll have found your voice in a whole new way, and will be a bundle of feel-good energy. Fantastic, we'll all have to deal with you screaming over gossip how great you feel. *enter sarcasm here* At the end of the month, go ahead and take a gamble on something. **NOTICE** If you lose a lot of money in Texas Hold em' or Ivar's poker palace, we are NOT to blame!

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

There are two big things going on this month: one is communicating and the other is achieving. All month long, you're going to be seeing how improving your communications will bring some accomplishments to you. (This doesn't mean you need to spam channels talking.. the Imms may ban you from them all) Keep this in mind though, when a decision you make requires the help of friends. Get ready for some terrific news. You will get some at the middle of the month! You will also get the results of a project or creative writing you did. (Hope you haven't lost that poem you were going to send to Aerianne!) Be aware of the pitfalls that come along with talking to everybody (some just aren't worth your time).

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

This month, work on getting grounded. It's a good time to reassess. Why not get started at the beginning of a new month? What you find might surprise you. But if you think whatever it is that's weighing you down is too much to handle, go ahead and get rid of it. *WAAAHHHHH! Not my enhanced equipment!* After that you may feel restricted; change can do that. The middle of the month deals with feelings of emptiness from overspending. (No Aardcard spending for yoo!) Instead, try to figure out what it is your heart needs. An answer or two could come your way in the form of a hot and spicy affair. (Don't blame me if your spouse leaves you!) At the end of the month, do your best to connect with somebody.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

This month, get going on your intimate relationships. Pull out your sweaters, and take a long hard look at the mothballs of your soul. Are you holding on to old ways of dealing with people because you fear having holes in your heart? Ask yourself, then ask the person you're in the relationship with (whatever kind of relationship it is; S & M, bondage, friends with perks) what they think. Towards the middle of the month, you'll get some outside help with this stuff. Nothing wrong with that, take it slow. Enjoy your happiness. If you aren't happy, then you may have to take some time for yourself to figure out where you want to go with this relationship. Exercise helps get the blood running and clears your mind; take a walk or a jog to help you with the choices you will have to make.