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February Horoscopes Aries March 21 - April 19 You're great when you're fresh (like the fresh food at Kate's Diner), as you will be all month long. Enjoy! You will bring some of your innate crispness to the game, and your ideas are truly refreshing! Is that a date on your calendar? Come mid-month don't forget that you know how to get what you want -- use your charm and add a little of finesse. You're in the lead at home, work and play, but you're sleepy. So take a nap and rest those tired bones! Because at the end of the month you'll need that strength for a teensy-weensy frustration that comes your way. Taurus April 20 - May 20 Start expressing yourself, because you might not even know what's on your mind until you start putting it out there. This is true all month. First, you need to figure out what's going on - try getting a little help from your friends. Then you need to deal with the conflicting feelings that emerge. Once you resolve that, you'll feel great! About mid-month you will find yourself grappling with a serious power struggle. And it looks like it's you against yourself! (Watch out IMMs, if this is your sign, remember you're immoral.. I mean immortal. *grin*) By the end of the month, you could discover that all the emotional digging that you've been doing unearths some pretty deep passions. Go with it! Gemini May 21 - June 21 Miscommunication that transpires on the mud will be much easier to clarify if you talk it over with your best buddies later that night. This month, you really learn the value of friendship. You may know what day the 14th is, but the object of your affection may forget. Don't take it personally if Cupid's arrow is a little off the mark this time. You may be down from the initial shock, but you will bounce back! After you work your magic, maybe that old object of affection won't ever forget Valentine's Day again. Towards end the month, you get creative as you figure out how to communicate better. Cancer June 22 - July 22 Start out the month with calm and easygoing energy. If you're tempted to hurry, you might get caught in a great, big traffic jam. Try not to give in to that desire for speed. Instead, do your best to hold onto that positive energy. Also make time for family and/or friends, you'll start feeling pretty darn great. On that special day, the 14th for those who don't know, make some plans to go out. Whether they're romantic or not, enjoy yourself. You may fall into a disagreement around mid-month. No matter what it's about, hold your ground without going on the defensive. At the end of the month, do something special for yourself. (How about an orgasmic chocolate-cherry sundae made by Amazon? Or a Samurai Shiatsu massage from a Masaki? Or both at the same time?) Enjoy, you deserve it! Leo July 23 - August 22 Start your month off getting to know somebody new. This person has a great way of phrasing things that makes you understand old truths. In fact, you can learn a lot from them. Take some of their ideas and put them into the mix of your life. Who knows what your brainstorms could yield now! (other than scorch marks on your couch.) Your friends will be coming to center stage and show you where your incredible energies and ideas are going. Near the end of the month, turn your attention to your family. Maybe one of your relations could use a little extra love? Also, don't spend any money you don't have - you may regret it later. Virgo August 23 - September 22 Don't get your tail feathers in a bunch if a colleague struts their stuff like they're the king of the peacocks, and leaves you feeling like a sitting duck. Do some beautifying of your home, put up some new paint or fancy lighting, and all your friends will want to drop in for a visit. You are flying about as high as the earthly atmosphere will permit come mid-month -- and you feel great! Take as much time as you need on a project. You'll be glad you did later, when its success is a real feather in your cap. Libra September 23 - October 22 To start this month you will be learning something very basic and very important: In relationships, things are often as good or as bad as you make them. So, if something that looks like a problem crops up in your intimate space, don't forget that it's up to you to decide whether it's a deal breaker or an opportunity to improve. You will finally start to absorb this by the middle of the month. Your newfound insight gives you a special shine come that special time called Valentine's day. Your friends will turn to you for advice and comfort. Come the end of the month you could feel a little down. Call a friend and talk about your troubles. Romance might spark come the month's end. Scorpio October 23 - November 21 Put some of your prodigious good energy and creative talent to work to start off the month. You're on a roll, and all kinds of lovely things are going to emerge. Don't forget that even a gifted person like you can make mistakes sometimes. And if you do, well ... run and hide! This is a lesson that will be useful. Do somebody a favor in the mid-month. Towards the end of February, you need to do one of your least favorite things -- compromise! Then you'll be back in a really creative space. Sagittarius November 22 - December 21 You could wake up on February 1st feeling slower than a shiny new Mustang convertible stuck in gridlock. But, just like that Mustang, you sure look good! And by the time the workday is over, you're revving your engine, ready to head out on the wide-open highway of life. Vroom, vroom! Keep your eye on the prize, or there could be trouble, especially at the mid-month point (remember: Don't drop your balls on Valentine's Day!). You know how to play to win, because you go home with all the goodies. (Will they fit in the trunk of that shiny sports car? Sure they will, move your blowup doll and it will fit!) Capricorn December 22 - January 19 If you're feeling creative at the beginning of the month, grab some paper and your crayons (or your kids) and get going! You've got to seize the muse by the pigtails when you catch sight of her, or she'll run away and play footsy with somebody else. Later in the month you will be in a different kind of mood, more contemplative and conservative. You're thinking long term, which is great, but don't overlook the present. (Hey, it may be that flat screen hi def TV you've been wanting, rip it open!) Get to the point quickly and don't let anybody distract you. You know what day the 14th is, right? Plan a little romantic something something *wink*. The creativity muse will be back -- and she's brought enough fun-loving friends along for you to have an orgy! Excellent! *snicker* Aquarius January 20 - February 18 (Meleana's birthday is in here) If you go out the night of the 1st, there's nearly a one-hundred percent chance that something interesting will happen. Maybe it's a gypsy band passing through town and giving free guitar lessons (would Romani do that?), or maybe it's a circus (check out the clowns of Daoine). Whatever it is, serendipity is a distinguishing feature of this month for you -- so keep your eyes peeled and your mind open! Around mid-month you'll have a flash of insight. Grab it! Then hold on for a wild, creative ride. On the 14th, it's -- yep, you know. So make up your mind to either celebrate with Cupid or ignore that dastardly little dude. Organize a group outing (maybe to the local zoo? *which clan would this be?*) and get ready for a wonderful day. Pisces February 19 - March 20 Get up early to start the month-- it will be an efficient and productive day for you. So, rise and shine, have a cup of coffee and enjoy the waves of creativity. (If you're this creative, you should write an article for Gaardian!) This 'work will be great' vibe sets the tone for your month. Just don't get discouraged during the moments when the energy wanes. That's just how it works. You could be in for another low-energy phase on the second week of the month. The sooner you learn to love this inconsistency, the sooner you'll find peace with your creative processes. You could finish up the month like a gooey jellyfish, uncertain of its shape, and end it as a self-assured stingray. Don't bite! |
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