Having finished for the day, I wandered in to the Wayward Alehouse for my usual six pints before heading off home for another comatose interlude between shifts at the office. Taking my usual seat I got down to the serious business of emptying my glass, when I noticed someone sit at my table and place down a jug of Merlot with a bendy straw in it, slightly distracted from my drinking I raised my eyes, and to my astonishment there sat Justme, one of our favourite Immortals !

   Well imagine my surprise when she recognized me and offered to answer a few questions for Gaardian, as long as I bought her another jug of Merlot that is.

I proceeded to flip it out on the table (my notepad) and rummaged around my jacket for a pencil, soon all was set and with Justme sufficiently plied with Merlot, we began.

We have had reports that a downed spy satellite was found in Gold Rush with the markings LASHER01 on it, and that the local sheriff was paid to cover this event up, could you comment on this for us?

 JM: Yes.  I can confirm at this time it was nothing more than a weather balloon that came over from the Weather Observatory area.  Bots that have seen otherwise have been removed.

We all know that items retained by Auction go into a land fill site and that that site is nearing capacity, can you tell us what will happen with the future items retained by auction, and give

 any indication as to where a new land fill site would be placed?

 JM:

 3/10 imms are voting for unused manors

3/10 imms are voting for unused leveling areas

3/10 imms are voting for Domain's imm home

1/10 imm is thinking Barkin's place looks pretty good

 We then convened for a small toilet break; well I did, as we all know Immortals are not concerned with such bodily functions. Upon my return I noticed Justme’s main Aard bag open slightly, so I had to begin the next round of questions with what I saw.

 Ok, I have just taken a peek in your main Aard bag and was surprised to see a bean bag, could you tell me more?

JM: Yes, a bean bag that says "Flop Back Into the 80s" I tend to plop in it when someone needs to tell me something RIGHT NOW and I go over 20 minutes later, I just whip out the bean bag and relax.  If you are going to be at the beck and call of others, you gotta carry

your own eq.

  How Justme likes a drop of Merlot !do you tell Rehsal from Lasher, and when did you first meet him?

Well, Rehsal and I go way back. Every time I crash main, I blame Rehshal.  

I met Rehsal when Lumina crashed main with her entry/exit message when she first imm'd, and I met him AGAIN when I turned every campfire into a small bright piece of sunshine.

Although, I am pretty sure, some of our players could use a bit of sunshine in their life :)

Tell us about your flist?

JM:

1 - My flist is full of imms, ex imms, imm alts, a few surprise people who make me giggle, and a few good friends. Oh and a couple of newbies to make it real.

2 - The reason they made it to my flist is they just know that when I am on ftalk I just wanna have fun - it’s like a bad cyndi lauper song.

3 - I wouldn't trade my flist out for anyone else’s

If you could get rid of a clan right now which would it be and why?

JM:

oof.  I would get rid of outcast of shame - No one should live with regret. Outcast and be PROUD.

Who would you replace that clan with?

JM:

I would just make more loners ;)  Maybe they can meet up and not be lonely - they can make the lonely heart club! Wait - I should totally post that idea, watch it go down in flames, and then do it anyway :)

Who has your favourite appear/disappear message among the Imms?

JM:

Hmmm... I have not seen Oladon's lately but Ola is a major word smith and it is probably VERY creative AND over my head.

 What in the world made you agree to this?

I don't know.  I think because I was the only one willing to respond to your request. Did I mention I am kinda cute?  Perhaps that has something to do with it? 

Besides, Gaardian said my writing skills were not so hot and I should try to get in another clan...

If you could summon one player into your Imm room for a  'multiplay check' who would it be and why?

JM:

My mortal.  I am positive she is mutliplaying.  I just can't seem to catch her at it.  She doesn't do much - she just yammers on newbie but I am positive it is annoying to others.  She also does CRs during doubles... lame. :)

With that question came the tell tale slurping noise from Justme’s jug of wine, and with a quick smile and sly wink she stood and then vanished, leaving me to pay the tab of course.