Calling a Triton Fish face, bottom feeder, puddle dweller has never been deemed to be politically correct, and a new move today pushed forward by the increasingly larger number of Triton youngsters, has seen big changes in how others are supposed to identify with this race.

After a lot of back and forth debate between the local angling club and the Teenage Triton Support Group it has been decided that Tritons should now be addressed as 'Socially Capable Aquatically Limbed Youths' , but this was deemed too long and will be abbreviated to SCALY.

Overjoyed with the decision, the Tritons swam away happily.

The next Board of Race Rights is set to take place next month with a hearing from a contingency from the Wolfen community.