In a shocking move on the part of Lasher, he has sold Aardwolf to Blizzard to use as the next expansion pack for World of Warcraft.

When asked, a Blizzard representative could only say that the production team had all become addicted to actually playing WoW and subsequently died en masse of dehydration after spending more than 140 continuous hours at the keyboard.

The general layout of Aardwolf will remain, with a graphical overlay added. It was hinted that bots that worked Lasher to get a personal servant to bring him Cheetos and Coke.on Aardwolf will work in WoW as well, so don't #KILLALL just yet.

In addition to an undisclosed cash payment, Lasher will receive a lifetime supply of the following items:

Free Blizzard games including online accounts.
A new gaming computer once per year.
A personal servant to bring him Cheetos and Coke.

One benefit of the merger is that current Aardies will be able to reconnect with old Aardwolf players who defected to WoW, assuming they haven't died from overplaying.