Gaardian reporters were roused early this morning for a surprise press conference by Ivar Enterprises.  It was called to announce the formation of a new division within his Corporation: Rapid Transportation Network.

 

"I had this inspiration while I was sleeping. I dreamt that I was waiting at a station, said the name of the area I want and BAM! I'm there! You no longer have to run from place to place! A modest fee paid to my Rapid Transportation Network allows you the use of it! This fee will be set at a later date." announced Ivar in his statement. "I've talked with my wizards and engineers, and they say that it’s theoretically feasible! So, I'm announcing the formation of a new division in my company! I expect my company's share prices will increase again and I'll be even richer!" said Ivar, as he fondled the hawt chix0r at his side who is trying to stay awake.

 

The lack of enthusiasm by those present, save Ivar, was noticeable at the end of the press conference.

 

"We just wanted to get back to sleep, and said yes to whatever he wanted. We'll handle the fallout tomorrow," yawned one of the wizards as he trundled back to bed.

 

The Immortals could not be reached for comment. Apparently, the Imms have enchanted their doorbells to spit lightning bolts when pressed after midnight. Once a few reporters got singed, no one bothered them at their residence anymore. This reported, who attempted to call them, is temporarily deaf.

 

Next: The Imm's response to this division formed by Ivar!