Just a couple of days ago, the offices of Gaardian were bursting with excited news reporters. The same people who calmly confronted monsters for quotes and written articles about catastrophes bounced around in anticipation. The mountains of papers remained as they were too tense to work.

 

As the frustrated editors tried to get their subordinates to work, the writers couldn’t wait to welcome the newest addition to the building. Crowded at the door, they all waved and cheered when the truck carrying the inspiration drove in.

 

Editor-in-Chief Mandorallen giggled as he leaned out of the window and cheered, much to the chagrin of the other leaders “Finally, it's coming! It's coming!”

 

The newest member of Gaardian, Despard, sulked in a corner and whined. “Hey, they didn’t give me half as much attention when I joined.”

 

After the truck drove up and installed the machines, all the Gaardian members crowded around it for a cup of coffee. They all seemed refreshed and inspired by the newest member in the building: The Espresso Machine.

 

“I feel so inspired to write now that we have this Espresso machine”, bubbled clan member Josie as she sat on the edge of her table and sipped the coffee.

Statistics have shown that Gaardian Members have increased production by exactly 23.65 percent, so the Editors-in-Chiefs are considering getting other implements for the publishing house.

Suggestions thrown out have included toilet paper for the toilets, a mini bar, a pantry and Casual Fridays.