Following the launch of the Midgaardian Publishing Group's new Content Management System (CMS), it was reported that founder and Editor-in-Chief Wolfe was looking with increasing desperation to find excuses to avoid publishing new issues of the semi-popular newspaper.

 

"It used to be that I could cry off about not having time to manually edit and update all the HTML," he stated earlier when asked why the latest issue was once again overdue. "Now we've got this simple, nay, intuitive interface where you just type the damned stuff in and it's all ready to go. I can't even claim work is getting in the way, and not leaving me enough time, because I could set a new issue up at the touch of a button, even from the company cybercafe, where doing anything fun is restricted."

 

"I can't even claim that I've, ahem, mislaid other people's articles and I'm waiting for a re-send, because now they just enter their own entries. Dog help me, I might even have to start doing my job at this rate."

 

Faced with this sudden increase in efficiency, Wolfe plans to claim 'mouseball problems' for future efforts at malingering.