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HORRORSCOPES Month of the Spring - You will find yourself wishing that you had saved up and bought that wish instead of going off and buying all that quest eq. Yes, you know, that wish. Month of Nature - Quest sitting gets very boring, doesn't it? Yes, well nothing is going to change. You're going to continue quest sitting and you're going to be bored. Month of Futility - Something is going to happen on one of the channels, and you are going to join in. It will be a comment on something that you have some kind of idea or opinion about, and you are going to say something. Month of the Dragon - You are going to find a deal to your liking. Then you are going to make a typo and give someone all your gold by mistake. Month of the Sun - Whilst doing a corpse retrieval, you yourself will be felled. When you ask for help with a corpse retrieval of your own, no one is going to answer your calls, and your corpse will rot. Month of the Heat - You are going to be half way through a battle with a quest mob when you run out of potions. You will flee, buy some more potions, drag yourself through the maze, yet again, and come back to find that someone else has killed your quest mob whilst you were away buying potions. Month of the Battle - You will join a global quest, only to lose to Stormlord. Month of the Dark Shades - Whilst fighting a particularly hard mob, you will go linkdead. By the time you finally reconnect, Aardwolf's server will have crashed, and all your equipment will be lost. Month of the Shadows - During double exp, tiers will clear out the area you are training in. You will start to speak out against them, only to be crushed by one the second you enter a PK room. Month of the Long Shadows - You will encounter a rather humorous event, a script breakdown. The player whose script is malfunctioning will be a high tier, because everone knows tiers are more script than actual person anyway. Month of the Ancient Darkness - You will join a raid, and it will go well. Then you will realise you just bought the eq from your own clan. Month of the Great Evil - You will become the one thing you hate the most... a tier. Hey, it had to happen some time. Month of the Winter - Someone in your clan will become bored and demote you for no good reason. Then you get upset and complain, and then you get outcasted. Month of the Winter Wolf - You will apply to join the Wolf Administration, only to get laughed at by the entire MUD. Month of the Frost Giant - When you remort, you will put a relatively worthless item up for rauction. Someone will make a typo and give you 12000 quest points for a level 174 Ring of Invisibility. Month of the Old Forces - You will be looking through your Friend List only to realise that half are either inactive or have been nuked for some reason or another. Month of the Grand Struggle - You will finally get enough Trivia Points for that manor you have always wanted. Then one of your newbie friends who has been playing for a week will donate and get a better one than you. |
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