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Top 10 Reasons to Raid
Written by Tsubaki

10. Meet People - Whether you're meeting new friends or old enemies, this is the best way to start creating a list of Top 10 Stupidest Raiders.
 
9. Spam - Second on this list, is the sheer amount of raider/defender/guard battlespam, as well as the gtell report triggers, all the better to help you read faster and add names to your list.
 
8. Get Equipment - Outfit yourself with memorabilia! Or fill up your bags so that you can't loot keys in the next raid.
 
7. Sell Equipment - Sheesh! At high-end 20tp per piece, you could finally finish tpenchanting your 5th SH dagger.
 
6. Maze Design - See what works and what doesn't. Or pretend to.
 
5. Raid/Defense tactics - See what works and what doesn't. And use them when raiders visit your clan.
 
4. Vengeance - Nothing is better than killing the person you hate most... with 11 other raiders. Okay, so it could be better. But for the now, the death message is pretty satisfying.
 
3. Bragging Rights - Ahh, e-***** growth. Whether you're male or female, everyone wants this (or so says the mail in your inbox).
 
2. Graffiti -
Organizing a raid and success -

3 hours headache, 6 hours blood, sweat, and tears, 2m gold, 2tp *

Writing annoying graffiti in the hall -

2tp x number of graffiti

Raiding again to see the graffiti gone -

priceless

 
*Approximate cost
 
1. Screwup Stories - Remember when Kiljare dropped all the keys? Remember when Tsubaki walked into the open shop? Remember when Alessandrew ran sw in the buffer instead of pasting it on gtell? Remember when Demonspawn walked the party into jail, twice? Whatever they are, these are great for reminiscing about the good old days.


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