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I HAVE NO TIME TO COOK! (part 1)
Written by Adirion

Well, in today's world, we often find ourselves too busy to cook ourselves a nice meal. After all, who has time to cook when one is questing to get an aura of sanctuary? Well, you lazy bums, that is no excuse! Going out to buy yourself a microwave dinner might actually take up more time than this simple pasta below.

Ingredients:
Bacon(the french wrap stuff in bacon to make it taste better)
peas
pasta(partial to linguine personally)
BUTTAH!
parmaggiano reggiano cheese, finely grated(please grate it yourself and save yourself the misery of eating that sawdust some people call cheese)
pepper
15 minutes

In a pot of boiling water, throw in the peas and cook for a few minutes, at the same time, heat your pan up in a high heat and throw in your bacon and allow some fat to render out. Cook pasta after peas are done.
Throw some butter into the pan, then the peas.
Once the butter browns, throw in your pasta and a little bit of the water used to cook the pasta and shake the mixture about. This emulsifies the "sauce" so it is thinned down among other reasons.(if this doesn't make sense to you, don't worry, just do it, it'll still be tasty, to me at least)
throw in cheese, mix well, grate some black pepper in, mix well.
Gorge and swear at the quest timer for being so damn long.


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