As you know, a summary was released a few weeks ago, by Lasher's Ludicrous Lackey, Escobar that seemed to exonerate the most high Imm from even the most obvious charges, like rewarding excessive battle spam with increased lag, or having convenient system outages when he wants to take a Sunday siesta.

 

I'll tell you, though, this intrepid reporter was not prepared for what was contained in the full set of pages, allegations that seemed so farfetched even for us, turned out to be small potatoes in the grand scheme of things. Is Lasher innocent of canoodling with a certain top mud site administrator? Muzmuz was unable to get any good pictures, so that one remains in an unknown state. But here's a few things that we do know now.

 

On p.12, with the preliminaries and legal boilerplate out of the way, we can read that most of the Wolf administration has, at time or another, had to re-do prior restrings done while the big guy was drunk. We hear that Gaury chose to keep his Emily Blunt held item for "sentimental reasons." 

 

Scrolling down a bit to p.147, we finally have the evidence of the crime we all suspected, that he has riled up a couple of mobs in high level areas to suddenly become friendly with their fellow kind and jump in to defend hire a team of trained monkeys to inflate the Aardwolf player basethem, even when they have never done so before.

 

At this point, I had read too many words at once and needed to relax a bit. I ran over to Aelereon's to get him to concoct a rejuvenator for me, with a double kick of rum fresh from Yarr. Ah, hits the spot! Now, where were we?

 

Right, on p.502, we see that there were attempts to hack the mushclient and Lasher turned a blind eye to it, for an undisclosed amount under the table. These alterations would cause people to break out into insane channel talk. For example, the aforementioned Escobar was recently known to say:

He won't stop telling me to stop eating feces even tho I'm being nice [Editor's note: Escobar wasn't hacked, this is normal for him.]

 

Getting closer to the end, there's a whole chapter devoted to whether Lasher [REDACTED] the hell out of the supposed [REDACTED] investment group, causing the [REDACTED] to [REDACTED] in Europe, which lead to the [REDACTED] sinking into a deep depression, both literally and figuratively. You know how it is in [REDACTED], right?

 

Frankly, this reporter fell asleep before getting to the very end, but here's what I saw on the last chapter. That there was not enough credible evidence to prove that Lasher didn't hire a team of trained monkeys to inflate the Aardwolf player base. We have always suspected this and perhaps more will come out. We would like to thank Muzmuz and his talented team for putting this report together.