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Beep Beep

I am so tired of eating "garbage".  Looking for someone that can cook me a good meal that will not cause me to belch colored smoke.

Gnomes need not apply.  Contact Incinerator.bot@tinkersguild.com

 

Wish Upon a Star

Looking for that special someone to GRANT me MY wishes.  They must be into meditation, long quite nights by the eternal flame and attending church.

Evil aligned need not apply

 

Strut Yourself

So LOVE ME! or feed me. Either way I am goodtired of giving handouts.  Looking for that big "bribe" to help me flaunt my outlandish personality.

If this sounds like you, then hit me up @ norarae@grotto.org

 

Brrrrr 

No time to spare.  Looking for someone to get warm with under a large blanket.  Must know how to start fires and warm a woman's heart.  Really it's cold.

Bring it in a hurry jane@sodamncold.brr


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