Everyone gets depressed from time to time.  Your friends, your coworkers.

Even you.  You look at others who seem wildly successful and

accomplished, feeling dismayed at their happiness.  Who has time to work

hard like that?  Who has the inner drive to accomplish anything?  We have

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When I am in my darkest corner, doing absolutely nothing and bitching

about it at the same time, I ask myself this question:

 

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"I'm thirsty."  What should I do, you ask yourself.  Sometimes you'll just

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Would Buffy Do?(TM)"

 

I don't know what she'd do, you have to ask yourself to find out.

The suspense is palpable and real. Want to know what I do know, though?

 

The answer will come, and it will call you to action like never before.

Whatever it is Buffy would do, you should also do.  This amazing question

helped the Slayer herself prevent the end of the world on many occasions.

It got her laid by more than one vampire.  It got her a powerful lesbian witch

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