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Horn-e for You

Minotaur seeking well rounded female capable of solving complex puzzles and MAZES.  Must enjoy exploring and long walks in the dark.  Must enjoy eating meat, vegetarians need not apply. 

If interested please contact me at BigPair@Bullrun.com.  

 

Booty Call

 Self-styled entertainer, 3942, seeks partner with last name not Robinson. Any shade of lipstick other than red is preferred. Must not be afraid of fish. Do send contact details to bonbon.shaker@wonders.org

 

SPAR-TASTIC

War Man, he has a large pair...pair of horns!veteran, 29, seeks training partner. Gender immaterial. Prefer one who is annoyed by Thucydidean rhetoric. Athenian followers acceptable. Leave Kumquat Peels at Parthenon Steps before next sundown with patch of training outfit.

 

Loudra Than Loud

 Dra'ork alchemy school seeks mayhem-loving receptionist. Loud'ra defectors in exceptional demand. Must be able to talk up a storm in an empty room. Paid at end of the lunar cycle with five pieces of gold produced in-house.


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