(With inspiration from an old AD&D list)

Don't You Hate it When...

• You charge a room but get declined
• Shopkeepers take one look at you and ask you to go invisible before they'll do business with you
• Your Wings of Aardwolf start molting
• You can't find your ring of invisibility
• Your changing weapon always seems to clash with what you're wearing
• The Questor starts taking notes when you fail a quest
• Your hallowed lights dim when you're evil
• Your Helm of True Sight needs glasses
• You constantly use Sustenance but still gain weight
• Your overstuffed Bags won't fit through the Doorway
• You have bed bugs in your Trivia Sleeping Bag
• Your displacement spell always puts the image directly below you
• Your Mace of Frost keeps freezing those heals before you can quaff them
• For some reason, the vorpal weapons in your bag are always aligned with the blade up
• Your Bracers of Iron Grip won't come off
• Your new boss just had "Editer in Cheif" engraved on her door