If you're like me (Please, don't let me be the only one!) then you may
have had some trouble finding a date, committed relationship, spouse or
some other form of significant other for the upcoming holiday that
celebrates love, romance, the colors red and pink, and chocolate.
Intentional or not, there is a lot of pressure for you to have someone
to share it with. If not, you're branded as a loser, you poor thing.

All is not lost! Follow these simple steps to create the illusion of
a relationship and you can avoid the stigma.

First, check your friend list and clan list and see if there's anyone
there who might be in your situation and see if you can arrange a deal
to, If you had a real love life, would you be mudding on Valentine's Day?well, roleplay a fake date. Come on, you can pretend for one day, can't
you? How about for a TP?

No? Then try this: find someone who is fairly popular, but doesn't get on
the public channels much. Put something in your title that uses their name,
but is altered by a character or 2. Most people won't notice if your title says
Aliera winds up Westclocks, or, Aliera <3 Chuff.

As a last resort, try stalking people on one of the rank lists with finger
to find players who haven't logged in for a week or more and just put some
juicy quotes into your description that describe your amorous exploits.
(If you want some suggestions, contact a Gaardian. We're here to help.)