Aylor — Aylorian authorities were downright irritated earlier today when they were forced to assemble a cleaning crew to gather up the toilet paper randomly strewn throughout the city.  Officials say that clearly a few Gaardian clan members had consumed one or two too many shots of espresso and were, unfortunately, the ones to blame for the incident.

An immaculate restroom attendant, who is in charge of controlling the inventory for the Midgaardian Publishing House’s restrooms, was not at all impressed when questioned about how he came to the conclusion that Gaardian was to blame.  Apparently, last night several members of the clan lured him away from his vigilant post in the restroom with the sweet promise of a Grande Caramel Macchiato.  Officials say that clearly a few Gaardian clan members had consumed one or two too many shots of espresso“A treat for helping out around the place,” they had enthused, smirking all the while.  When he had finally returned to his dutiful post in the restroom, at least half of the stockpile of toilet paper for the entire month had gone missing.

Notable targets for their ludicrous toilet papering stunt included the Incinerator Bot and the Old Farts’ Home.  Also, at the main attraction of their ridiculous antics, the Order of the Bard’s Clan Hall, their creativeness expanded to include shrink wrap, duct tape, a bottle of dish soap that was poured into the clan’s fountain, and a number of ginormous dragon eggs that were chucked at the wall to create the semblance of a smiley face.