FLORIDA — Don Wong, a self proclaimed Aardwolf fanatic, has done the unthinkable.  Earlier today, he quit Aardwolf, turned off his computer, and proceeded to go clean his bathroom. 

"For a few days there I was in a bit of a dither over whether or not to actually go through with the whole operation," said Wong.  "I came up with the idea [to clean the bathroom] when someone on the gossip channel mentioned how vile theirs was becoming.  It was then that I realized mine was also a bit on the repugnant side.

"I began by posing the plan of action to my friends on the ftalk channel.  They couldn't seem to decide on whether or not I should go through with actually cleaning the washroom.  Well, to be honest, no one really said anything.  Luckily, it was at that moment when I noticed my heart was telling me to give the ol' water closet a thorough scrubbing.

"The next Wong's cleaning powers KILLED 99.9% of the bacteria in his small bachelor pad bathroom!step was to let everyone in my clan know my decision, then of course to notify the rest of the clans via the gclan channel.  Everyone was surprisingly indifferent, there was probably bonus experience running or something.

"Finally, I needed to tie up some loose ends before leaving.  I finished my current quest, my current campaign, and, well, a couple goals that I had opened a few months ago that needed completing.  Then it was time for one more quest.  Finally, I was ready!  I turned everything off so that I would have no distractions.  I got out my trusty spray bottle of multi-surface antibacterial disinfectant, and I went to work."

The result?

Wong's cleaning powers KILLED 99.9% of the bacteria in his small bachelor pad bathroom!

"I feel actually pretty good about myself now," Wong concluded.  "Maybe I'll even clean the kitchen in a few months."