The next time you enter Aardwolf, do not be bewildered when you see a message akin to this one:

## Your bladder is full, make use of a toilet ASAP or your total number of moves will be reduced accordingly.

Wait too long to take affirmative action, and your allotted moves will be docked, until you eventually lose all of your moves and are forced to purchase a new pair of undergarments.

No need to panic, however, because plumbers are currently whistling happy tunes as they install unisex public toilet stalls all over Andolor. Complete with sparkling white porcelain toilets and walls eagerly awaiting their first smattering of graffiti, these new rooms are bound to be the centre of attraction in each area you visit!

Of course, the new necessity of a toilet has caused a few extra elements to be added to game play:

1. The outhouse skill: A skilled adventurer can use the materials in the surrounding area to build themselves an outhouse. The outhouse will collapse in on itself after a time.

2. The trivia porta-potty: A portable toilet available for purchase through the use of trivia points.

3. The novoid wish: This wish reverts your character back to the way they were back when toilets were no more than an adornment to a room or a portal to enter.

When Gaardian's editor-in-chief, Sir Mandy Mandorallen is questioned about this newest turn of events, he seems particularly pleased. "Here in the Midgaardian Publishing House we have always been prepared for this inevitable occurrence with our inviting restrooms," He triumphantly reports. "We have stocked up on toilet paper, and encourage everyone to stop by to use our facilities!" Mandorallen then marches over to the restroom entrance and with great gusto he chops apart a ribbon of toilet paper that is suspended across it. He deftly steps aside as eager Aardwolfians struggle to be first to a stall.