During a recent clearing out of one of the storerooms in the lower levels of the Midgaardian publishing house, employees of the company were startled to discover an elderly packing crate containing the long-lost founder and Editor in Chief, Wolfe.

Wolfe, who had been missing for some considerable time, was found tightly packed into the crate amongst a collection of half-gnawed cat toys and various glittery bric-a-brac.

Surprisingly healthy considering his predicament, he was led back to the reception, insisting all the while that he had only 'popped out for a light lunch' prior to his disappearance. He cannot (or will not) shed any light on the matter of how he came to be in the basement.

Doctors describe his condition as 'confused and a little irrational', and he is therefore expected to resume work almost immediately.