Finally, a new way to play Aardwolf has caught the latest dust devil into town.  Hop on this aardwagon and you are guaranteed to win oodles of global quests.  You will be the global quest guru!  Obviously I am talking about the brand-spanking-new Aardwolfian Mind-Computer Interface System (AMCIS).  Proven to be 33.3% more efficient than the average bot, get yourself an AMCIS brain implant and upload your mind via computer to win win win!

One of the implant's initial testors, Sillywillynilly, describes the product as thoroughly satisfying.  "Hahaha!  In your face bots!"  Sillywillynilly cackles.

When Sillywillynilly is questioned as to whether or not there happen to be any drawbacks to the AMCIS, his right eye tics nervously and he reluctantly replies, "I have had to train myself to stop thinking about how much I abhor the Storm Ships of Lem-Dagor or my mind just randomly teleports me there.  I've also developed this tiny spellup potion addiction.  I kind of feel woozy if I'm not quaffing them all the time.  It's no big deal though, I'm seeing a doctor at the Canyon Memorial about it and he gave me a prescription to help me out."

How can you get your own AMCIS brain implant?  Just type the command 'immslaveeternity [imm name]' to sell your soul to your favorite immortal, and you too can dock your mind in Aardwolf forever. . . .  Or at least until the next Ice Age.