In a recent study by the R&D department of the Aylorian Academy, it has been found that a link exists between 85% of Mensa members and mudding. Numerous tests were conducted on these Mensa members and we now have evidence that mudding more than 10 hours a week can increase your IQ 40 points or more (after an extended period of time and with proper hydration and sleep). ...[Aardwolf]...can increase your IQ by 60 points...Other evidence suggests that playing Aardwolf more than 10 hours a week can increase your IQ by 60 points or more! So remember the next time you find yourself feeling dumb that perhaps it's time for some Aardwolf.

On a completely unrelated note, this reporter has settled out of court with Mensa on unknown grounds for the sum of 5 Trivia Points.