A short while ago Lasher unveiled a new command called "Daily Blessing". (Or, as so many hapless newbies seem to think, "Pray Blessing", which has an entirely different, though invaluably comical, effect. I encourage everyone to try it out.)

And while I was originally thrilled about the concept, each time I use it I get angrier and angrier. Daily Blessing? As if! More like Daily BULLSHIT. Every single day I log on and I get completely SCREWED. I've worked so damn hard to earn every one of my levels while all these other assholes just pick up drags from their loser T13 buddies on easystreet re-re-dos. They don't care about Aardwolf. They don't try their hardest or do their best. So why are they getting all the cool prizes like Rubidium Chaos Portals when I'm getting SQUAT? All they have to do is log on and random prizes fall out of the sky into their laps! Just Your double exp is just a double slap in the face!the other day someone else got 100 free levels...or was it quest points? Whatever! The point is their "random"* bonus was better than mine, and that is to-o-o-tally unfair. Clearly I should be getting more than them! It's the only way.

And, I mean, what's with these lame prizes anyway? Double QP? I have NoQP toggled, so it's just a complete waste! Screw you for forcing me to go quest just to get a bonus I don't even want. Not everybody plays the same way you do, chief. Stop trying to force me into your playing style. I'm trying to idle here! Your double exp is just a double slap in the face!

You know what? Just keep this shitty free trivia aura. I already HAVE one, thank you very much. I don't need more of your bullshit when everyone else gets way better prizes than I do. I'm out of here.

Until tomorrow, obviously. Gotta see if I get anything good.

* - random