School of Horror mobs based on Immortals, current and past, are facing indictment for identity theft, and defamation of character.  A handful of former Immortals (who would prefer to remain anonymous--which suits me just fine since it saves me from having to conduct real interviews) have brought the class-action suit against them contending that people often confuse the mobs for them and are receiving angry notes about the lack of aid the mob gives them, in fact most of them refuse to even acknowledge your existence; for example: "Unhelpful claire does not want to talk to you!"  Granted the 'Unhelpful' bit should have tipped me off, but won't someone think of the poor noobs?  How are they to know that the "Imm" that is being unhelpful, or downright Disagreeable Rumour exclaims, "I will NOT cooperate!" RUDE.rude, isn't a real Imm? This should be a fascinating court battle, and the Gaardian will provide ongoing coverage of it whenever we get round to it.  If we can be bothered.

In related news, Gay Rights Activists are protesting the "Straight" version of Dreamfyre, accusing the staff of forcing the mob to hide his sexuality. Despite repeated attempts to explain the concept of the joke (activists just really seem to lack any sense of humor concerning the subject they are so passionate about) so the efforts have come to naught and this could actually see the inside of a courtroom.  The staff here expects this to get tossed right out by the judge so we probably won't bother to cover it.  So to save time...

This just in FROM THE FUTURE: they did get tossed.