Admit it. You’ve tried all sorts of crazy methods to lose weight and none of them work. You’ve grown frustrated at the various fad diets that have all of this supposed science behind them, and yet you continue to be just as heavy as you were before. It seems like you would do just as well if you left it up to random chance. What if I were to tell you that is EXACTLY how you are going to lose it?

Now, sure, it doesn’t help that you’re hooked up to a computer for hours every day, telling yourself you’ll go exercise just as soon as this double is over.  I “guarantee” you that if you follow my simple rules, in very short order you’ll feel like you were carrying around an empty  Bag of Aardwolf (200) !

Much has been made of diets lately that are designed to trick your body. Your body as a system wants to remain in status quo; it hates change! Change, though, is exactly what you need to lose weight in very short order you’ll feel like you were carrying around an empty Bag of Aardwolf (200) !and get back to a slimmer you. My method is foolproof for fooling yourself and for fooling half the people half the time.

The secret is the d20 random factor! Each morning, you’ll get up and roll the dice and that will determine your diet and exercise regimen for the day. Here are the finer points:

• ·         1d4 servings of meat/protein
• ·         1d10 servings of vegetables
• ·         1d6 servings of carbs
• ·         1d20 minutes of exercise

That’s it! Just go grab a bag of dice from your high school D&D days (or use the newly implemented dice function on the MUD) and start nuking some pounds!

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