My fellow friends, players, and lesser beings (Pleiades), today I bring before you a great issue of concern.

The disgusting degenerate group that is the Masquerade Lobby is on the move, and it is on every freedom-loving patriotic Aardwolfian's head that they have been allowed to progress this far.  First they claimed they only wanted to be given a few vnums, out of the way.  We gave in.  Then the said they would be happy if they could be given the same civil right to be killed, slit, and dismembered just like any other mob.  We gave them that too, and off they went, to be terminated and skinned.  

And then there was the Island debacle.

You will recall, I am sure, the sounds of my noble protest when a Majority of the House of Wolf, led by that liberal mask-panderer Rura Penthesilea voted to give these Masquerading freakshows their own Island.  I warned everyone that it would simply lead to more perversion and the degradation of Good Mudding Values, but who listened? And now look at that Island - a disgusting and moral-less brothel where these filthy masqueraders dance 24/7 on clouds and air. Clouds and air! I've never heard of anything so fruity in all my life.  

Let me remind you, ladies, gentlemen, ratlings, and other... the Masqueraders will not stop until So once and for all, my friends, let us stand together and say "No more!".they have pervaded every nook and cranny of our fair and pure society.  They want to turn your children, your brothers, and yes, even your pets into mardi-gras-loving, parade-flouncing, disco-dancing, party-prancing freaks.  For some of you, it may even be too late.  Little Tommy may be upstairs right now, setting down an irrevocable road to sin as he daintily puts on his first sequined mask.  I'm sure I don't need to remind you that undocumented and unsourced studies show that wearing a mask is a heavy contributing factor in a player's decision to turn into a bot.

It is time for our final stand.  Rally with me and say no.

Next month, the Masquerade Lobby will bring a repeal of the long-standing Don't Mask, Don't Tell law before the House of Wolf.  I urge you to vote down this repeal.  Allowing these pretty-boy masqueraders to serve openly amongst our armed, tentacled, and sworded men and women will only weaken the resolve of Aardwolf's Finest and bring about the final ruin of our once-great land.  Not to mention, those masks really block one's peripheral vision.

So once and for all, my friends, let us stand together and say "No more!".  

Vote down the repeal of Don't Mask, Don't Tell.  

In Ayla's Name We Pray.

-Dreamfyre