Paladins
If you’re the inquisitorial type, your whip will come in handy this week as an old flame approaches, offering you a chance to ‘push your boundaries’ in the bedroom.  You may feel timid at first, but embrace the opportunity to try something new; flay them alive until they confess that they are a witch, then drown them in a lake.

Mage
Prepare for some conflict this week as someone close in your life challenges you to push your boundaries.  Basically, get up off your couch to take the trash out and get some exercise, because every time you toss the trash through a magical gate you’re waking the neighbours.

Psi
You’re a perceptive person who is highly sensitive to the emotions of those around you.  But for once in your life, you could afford to stop being Take a break from the mayhem and reward yourself with a nice long bath. Please, for the sake of the entire MUD.a know-it-all and butt out of other people’s business.  

Cleric
Your healing gifts will be greatly relied on this week, as I need someone to take a look at this weird rash.  Hey, where are you going? 

Warrior
You are an expert at bashing and beating, and are probably a T9.  Take a break from the mayhem and reward yourself with a nice long bath.  Please, for the sake of the entire MUD.  

Ranger
Everything is coming up roses for you this week!  A walk through nature will prove greatly beneficial, as you may or may not run into that sexy tree you met while you were drinking in Li’Dnesh last week…

Thief
You will be faced with the long-awaited opportunity to return my damn wallet.  My “Buy 10 Get 1 Free” ice cream card is in there.