Britney Spears

   Lindsay Lohan  

Paris Hilton

What do they have that you don't? Sizzling good looks? Designer clothes? A criminal record? Yes, but they also have lots and lots of cash. Maybe you're thinking, "Hey, I have lots of cash. I pay over 5 million for trivia points, I spend millions in the market. I help newbies out by spending ridculous amounts on their leaflets. What about me?"

Yeah, you're a lot like them, throwing gold around like it was the only currency in existence. Flaunting it in our very faces! Why I happen to see two people like this on a regular basis. I won't mention any names (in public) but I will say their names start with The world is your burrito, go ahead, take a bite!A and have an 'X' in them somewhere. For X-Rated, darlings!

But let's be serious for a moment here. Have you ever stopped to think about what might happen without the wealth? Maybe you'd find yourself friendless, or forced to wear off-the-rack open clan gear. Take a second to think about those less fortunate than you, wandering around wishing they had 2 gold pieces to rub together. Now think about what losers those guys are! HA HA! 

What does having all of that money get you? Lots of Bling, Baby! Shiny enchanted gear, maybe a manor upgrade or two, and then still have plenty of pocket change to show off to your friends.  The world is your burrito, go ahead, take a bite!