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Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to Aardwolf
(You're Reading This, Aren't You?)
Written by TyTabor

Top 10 Signs You May be Addicted to Aardwolf

10. When your computer boots up, the MUD client is the first thing you open.

09. You've killed enough yellow bricks to pave a road from Alaska to Florida.

08. You can quote Abelinc's maps alias verbatim. (Go ahead, try it!)

07. You've played more Aardscrabble than the board game.

06. "I'll come to dinner as soon as this rauction finishes!"

05. You try to minimize your AFK time to 29 minutes.

04. You're thinking about wallpapering with full color area maps.

03. You start labeling your co-workers and friends as good or evil and try to calculate how much exp they'd be worth.

02. You postpone RL plans because there's a double going.

And the Number 1 Sign You May be Addicted to Aardwolf:


01. You start to salivate when you see these words: QUEST: You may now quest again.


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