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Gaardian Rids Office of Reptile Infestation The recent inactivity at the MidGaardian Newspaper office allowed a variety of reptiles to take residence therein. This underscores the recent dearth of material coming out of the publishing group. However, the elimination of these pests foreshadows a resurgence of the newspaper. We found Tom Raidwhyner, a local pest-control expert, doing final checks around the office. When asked about the reptile invasion, he replied “Shore was the worst I seen in an age. I’s found tons of frogs, an’ sometimes a lizsard. An’ them snakes, they be a bitch to catch, always slippin’ and sliddin’ away from me. Ev’ry time I think I gots one, it gives a hiss and slides away. Shore is frustratin’.”
Thanks to the hard efforts of Raidwhyner and others like him, the writers of the MidGaardian will be able to get back to work producing regular publications. Late News:
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