(21st December 2002) - Chiketa

After doing extensive research, scientists have concluded that the Mobs of aardwolf have learned how to apply for an imm position.

There have been repeated notes to all saying that these mobs want the player's support in getting them to be an immortal. Some of the more vocal mobs have been Questor, Farouk, and Arliss.

At present, Ivar seems to be the lead candidate for the imm office and polls are set to run soon. When interviewing the Tai-chi-lunchlady in Caspia, I found out that there have been secret meetings between mobs at night to debate whether becoming an imm will affect the mud.

Said the lunchlady, "I personally think that cute Yomi will be our next imm. He seems very capable of creating a mob haven where players are slaughtered by the mobs!"

(Editor's note: Truth is stranger than fiction. It's a little known fact that Windjammer is nothing more than a collection of simple mobprogs cunningly put together).