(21st December, 2002) - Morinon

Despite an overwhelming lack of evidence, a growing number of Aardwolf's citizens are subscribing to the fringe 'round earth' theory. Citing evidence from variations in the sun's position and mythical 'time zones', experts are calling this the fastest growing cult phenomenon since scientology.

The evidence against it is great, ranging from the fact that nobody has ever gone all around the world, to synchronous tests of time from the easternmost and westernmost accessible parts of the world. The RES, faced with the facts, will not back down.

This complete lack of acceptance of fact is being called by top psychologists another side effect of the 'Real Life' delusion, that we are all controlled by some outside force for our amusement, and that when nobody can contact us, it is because we are not being controlled. This psychosis has been blamed for a number of things, including the delusion of multiple people that they are the same person in this 'Real Life'.

This reporter doesn't know what to make of it, mainly due to the psychologists charging by the minute, and suddenly realizing he had no money.