Robbin' HooK

Who would dare steal from the pirates? This bold adventure takes place as a group of ragtag misfits organize a raid on the HooK Pirates for revenge! The mysterious leader of this raid, a man known only as Crow, speaks of a time when his own clan was targeted by HooK. While his accent seems to change from one sentence to the next, he is nonetheless able to gather many others to his cause. Will it be enough? The HooK are many and fierce and Crow's band is merely merry.

Bring your Jack Morgan along to enjoy this story of swashbuckling on the stormy seas!


How to Attain Your Drag

This heart warming saga chronicles the life of a young mudder as he transitions from newbie to remort. You'll see his early struggles as he tries to figure out what to do, ignoring the advice of his elders. Eventually, he's able to fight battles on his own and he learns a lot about who he is. You will well up with tears as he realizes he doesn't have to do it all alone, and asks for help in reaching his final destiny. This movie is suitable for all ages, although the special effects may appear a little dated to younger audiences.

Letters to JustMe

Dear Santa, Dear Abby, Dear God. People send letters to fictional people all the time, and they don't really expect to get a response. But what if you did? This film explores a theme of romance from beyond time. In her humble beginnings,JustMe came to Aardwolf running after a boy. While that relationship didn't pan out as she'd hoped, she determined to provide a service for all the lovelorn. Together with her band of helpers, the MeToos, she tries her best to bring people together. Perhaps love will find her again, as well.


Shut Ter FU Island

Less an actual movie, and more of an all-star ensemble ad lib performance, this show revolves around the daily discussions of anything and everything on the global clan channel. This production runs the gauntlet of emotions, from heartfelt goodbyes to angry threats to long, meaningless discussions about who has the most worthless life. Of course, there's humor to be had in all the jovial trash talking between clans, but this is a rare subplot, particularly compared to the running theme of whose mom has the biggest ****.

Tune in if you like a large cast of characters with little to no meaning, less action and lots of dialogue. If you don't like it, you can either turn it off, or STFU!