Hey.

Hey you.

Yes, you.

No, there's nobody standing behind you looking over your shoulder.

Yeah, that's right.

Come closer.

Good.

Listen, you think this business is easy. Writing is hard work. I mean...not the writing part, but the ideas. The writing part is simple. Words go out of head into computer. Nothing to it. But you can only make up so much stuff before people begin to catch on. So here's my proposition... no it's more like a plea...

Send emails of topics to write about to yourmom@gaardian.com and I'll do my best to come up with something. The topics can be anything. Anything at all.