Lasher was recently suffering from a very bad cold and was sniffling very badly. He was using up tissues at a very fast rate of 1 box every 3 minutes.

 

It was rumored that a creative and enterprising person, whose name we have been unable to obtain, thought that there might be some medicinal value in these discarded tissues.

 

He snuck them out of the bin outside Lasher's manor and brought it home with him hoping to experiment with them. Unfortunately, he tripped and fell at his manor threshold and the contents of the bin fell into a pot of water which he left boiling.

 

What should have turned out to be a disaster started giving out a very distinct aroma and it was very tantalizing.

 

A passerby who was in the vicinity went up to the manor and enquired about the tantalizing smell and even offered a handsome amount of gold just to buy a bowl of "soup" from him.

 

Upon consumption of the "soup", the passerby suddenly fell to the ground and started writhing for a whole minute. When he recovered and sat up, he felt endowed with strength, wisdom, intelligence and agility that he sorely lacks.

 

Since then, the entrepreneur has been advertising his soup as "Lasher's Wonton Soup", and is now enjoying much fame and fortune. (We know how much fame he will enjoy once this report is out.)

 

On an alternate note, there is an increase in the number of "booger hunters" who are now trying to harvest Lasher's Boogers in the hope that it may also contain some medicinal value. Other Immortals are now incinerating their garbage after hunters were found going through it. (They aren't going through it anymore, as it is hard to do that when you are a grease stain.)