Classifieds
Written by A Guest Contributor
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BUYING amnesty from wanted flag. Contact Someloser.
ABSORBING neurons. Come to the Great Overmind.
LOOKING for color-coded name highlighting script. Contact Xocotlahuizoatl.
SELLING better bots. Contact SmartBot.
SELLING Get out of Jail Free card. Limit 1 use. Invalid for bots, harassers, whiners. Black Market.
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SEEKING a theme and original logo. The Lost Rogues.
SELLING soul. Slightly used, but still in good condition. Looking for power and corruption. Contact Toran Adult.
BUYING good cages that stay locked! Contact manager of Aardwolf Zoological Park.
SEEKING Armadillo exterminator. Campaigning Party.
SEEKING entrance to Lowlands Paradise. Or reporters to write about the missing area. Contact Gaardian.
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