SEARCHING for remains of my house. Contact Lenny.
 
BUYING can-openers. Contact warg.
 
HIRING peons to clean the moat. See the Knights of Perdition for more details.
 
LOOKING for cheerleaders who won't bat an eyelash at the sight of bar violence. Contact the Bouncing Wench.
 
SEEKING new doormat, er, doorguard. Contact Hassan.

SELLING special item: Enemy Away! Decreases enemy encounters for dangerous travels through the continents. Contact street hawker.
 
BUYING rare portals, golden CPs, and well-located regular CPs, as well as any shortcuts not already listed. Contact GQbotter.
 
COLLECTING smurf remains. Contact ghost of Gargamel.
 
SEEKING (new) life. Contact dead rangers.
 
SEE the last surviving piece of Midgaard! See The Midgaardian Publishing Group for details.