The Gaardian - The Fashionably Late 2017 Edition

News

Geeky T9 Discovered Wife is an Ugly Male Catfishing Him for EQ
Written by Xiweida (4113 views)

As the old adage goes, if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

Self-Help

Superhero Stats Saving
Written by Liber (3482 views)

Starting September 25, 2016, Aardwolf saw a major change in how stats are saved across remorts/retiers. This generated a lot of confusion, bots stopped working and had to be rewritten, a lot of blood was spilled on the altar of PKstats and countless arguments were kindled on the Imm (profane language approved) channel.

Talk of the Town

Mark Zuckerberg Finally Admits to Having Played Aardwolf
Written by Zoot (3752 views)

The story of how Facebook really started.

Talk of the Town (con't)

The secret to Snooky's newfound wealth
Written by Mandorallen (6379 views)

How does a player with fewer than 100 quests have hundreds of millions of gold in the bank? Find out inside!

Helper Interviews

WELP Better Know a Helper: Chich
Written by Snooky (3798 views)

WELP Better Know a Helper is a contribution from Aardwolf's very own Snooky. We at the Gaardian believe that WELP might stand for "Was Elvis Living Proof?" Which makes perfect sense if you think about it!

Helper Interviews (con't)

WELP Better Know a Helper: Metria
Written by Snooky (2910 views)

WELP Better Know a Helper is a contribution from Aardwolf's very own Snooky. We at the Gaardian believe that WELP might stand for "Who Else Likes Potatoes?" Which makes perfect sense if you think about it!

Current Events

Pokémon Go invades Aardwolf
Written by Mandorallen (3223 views)

The Pokémon Go craze is taking over Aardwolf, and it's not PIKA PIKA pretty.

The Batcatcher*
Written by VelvetLies (4402 views)

Is one little typo enough to slow down the smartest of hunting machines?

What's Cooking

Snooky's German Spaghetti Recipe
Written by Snooky (3022 views)

Goddamnit, we're hungry now.